where's that photo of that shepherd dog being comforted by one of the sheep he guards after saving them from a wolf attack
I would just like to say, as people in the notes are pointing out, that the blood is the wolf's. The dog is wearing a spiked collar to protect their neck from the attacks.
jobs for autism boy NO phone call NO schedule NO talking to people NO emails NO computer programming or sex work NO becoming a youtuber NO starting a band NO leaving my house NO one gets mad at me. $27 per hour please
there should be a fantasy isekai about a barista and bartender becoming the best alchemists in the world.
They try substituting fantasy ingredients to make their usual drinks, but non-standard mixing methods of evaporated minotaur milk lattes and shaken (not stirred) cockatrice martinis result in deliciously potent potions.
The barista’s caffeinated potions keep you magically alert, sense stealthed targets, and grants fast spellcasting.
The bartender’s alcoholic potions relaxes the mind, protects from psychic damage, and boosts charisma.
i love being asked things like “oh how did you get into rescuing hospice cats?” bc it implies this was some sort of conscious decision I made and not the result of my unbelievable savior complex.
the earliest indication of this is when i was a child and i had this stuffed tiger I didn’t really like that much. One day I realized its eye fell off and when I showed my mom she was like “oh that’s okay, we can just get rid of it” and i became distraught over the idea of him being disposed of because he was “broken”. he became my new favorite stuffed animal.
then from the ages of 15-19 I tried out rescuing men. Which btw I do not recommend, they do not appreciate it as much as cats do
i dont know why i skipped out on this show for years. loving the three different flavors of brazilian men here
In honor of the new season of this masterpiece of brazilian commedy, let me share some of my favorite lines from the series (brought to you by my poor translation skills):
"You thought wrong, SUCKER!" every. single. episode.
"Nobody fucks. People say they fuck, but no one fucks. Sex is too much work."
"Where there's music, there's drugs."
Listing things that are better than sex: "Monopoly."
"Young people don't like documentaries, they like slackline." "And bears." "What?" "Young people like bears."
do you ever just
happy 10 year anniversary to this game changer thank u @joscribbles for your services
can’t believe it’s been 10 years since i learned to always put my name on my art, even if it’s just a shitpost, bc u never know what’s going to blow up
anyway here’s a signed version if you wanna use it to shut up people who are trying to tell you their Opinions
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